(Yeah, breaker one-nine, this the Rubber Duck, You got a copy on me C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly it's clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, that's a big there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the door good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the on the sixth of June In a Kenworth logs Cab over Pete a reefer on And a Jimmy hogs We's headed for bear on About a mile Shakeytown I says Pigpen, here's the Rubber Duck And I'm to put the hammer on down
we got a little convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a ol' convoy ain't she a beautiful sight on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the Duck and you wanna off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about five or so) (Ten roger, them hogs is gettin' up here)
By the time we got into Tulsa we had 85 trucks in all But a roadblock up on the cloverleaf And them bears's to wall Yeah them smokeys 's thick as on a bumper They even had a in the air I says Callin' all trucks, here's the Duck We about to go bear
Cause we got a great big convoy thru the night we got a great big convoy ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' across the USA
(Ah, you to give me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?) (Ah, Pigpen, you're still too close. them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy's sakes you better back off ten)
we rolled up Interstate Forty-Four Like a rocket sled on We tore up all of our sheets And left 'em on the scales By the we hit that Shi town bears was a-gettin' smart They brought up some the Illinois National Guard
There's armored cars and and jeeps And rigs of every Yeah chicken coops was full of bears And filled the skies Well we the line We went for With a screaming trucks And longhaired friends of Jesus In a microbus
(Ah, Rubber Duck, is Sodbuster. C'mon here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put microbus in behind that suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's haulin' dynamite and he all the help he can get)
Well we laid a strip for the Jersey And to cross the line I could see the bridge was lined bears But I didn't have a doggone I says Pigpen this here's the Rubber We just gonna pay no toll So we crashed the doin' ninety-eight I says, let them roll, ten-four
Cause we got a mighty convoy rockin' the night Yeah we got a convoy ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy ain't gonna get in our way We roll this truckin' convoy across the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, Pigpen. What's your twenty? OMAHA? Well oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes buddy, we gonna back on outta here, So keep your thumbs off glass and the bears off your... tail. catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber on the side. We gone. bye bye.)