my mic up my mic up
(Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down (Steady on the left) Ayo, calm down (Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down (Steady on the left) Fuck it, niggas! Oh my
Know when the get down Sprinkle the ash, get your ass kicked, pow! Frown while I shit on crown Skip town grounds appear on the king cash cow Do I 'em say 'Wow!', strip, ow, bow I sit the pound, click, pow Blow, click, click, pow, pow Stop dropping them classics, flip now Bitches I'm making them skip with Art, you don't want that when I growl Let me let me come and mop up the knock offs When I pop off I stop, cause What we do? Come through, you better doors (Pause) The wolves eat, be by they lockjaws No to cook up the coke, you see me chop raw And if you have enough in the fat fishes of a phenomenal Fahrvergnügen Fuck is on? Back with the beat and the raps is callous Bang on another song, I'mma have niggas nervous And clipping they nails and in wetness And nibble them like seed shell See these got my weight up heavy like three whales And I on Ishamels 'til the speakers fell into the weed smell Nigga tree fell, see how they Twitter, Facebook, and Instagramming, on email Talking, I'm sick and I got shook banging on retail until they cripple See I cook I'm slanging a weed sale And I triple gram and whoop 'em and drag 'em like Oh see well, these niggas already know the way that I fuck shit up, the details The is shut, your bitch remind me of my replacement but kind of an ancient slut Her down like she was a basement fuck Swell up shit like I'm sticking sticks in their gut So graciously, ungraciously, I painfully wake up Ragdolling niggas and attack them like apes in the cut I'm waiting for the taking while I niggas neck like a bracelet, fuck It's kinda like me a case in the truck and drinking 'til I'm blasted All and racing keeping over 'em blacking I'm leaving 'em stuck I got 'em happier than a child in a park a duck I'm chasing a buck it's funny, niggas be chasing they luck I be lacing them up like boots I'm pushing they face in the mud (ahh) Missiles I fling while I live wire, 'til this shit circling back around With more fire for me to melt the brake's surface, and the sound While I light up shit I toss I quit Gods, look around It's certain this shit splatters click paint that'll make 'em Shameful the way I shatter, split shit apart it doesn't (rip) Your head up off your shoulders, bullets than a boulder Break 'em and they know that it's a And the way it's going you easily get your ass kicked See, me and Shady together we're Like baking a bomb and a rabies cake like a pastry (we that sick) Cause I from Haiti, I'm suggesting you pay me, don't make me wanna spazz Like I'm a Israeli, bastards While I the beat up put the sparker in a heater I'm chopping your foot off now it's mine and I'm my feet up Back to the hood and off to the whylin' I'm hoping you protect your And I been blacking out so niggas is asking if the hook has died, naw But the beat is
(Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down (Steady on the left) Ayo, calm nigga (Steady on the right) Ayo, down nigga (Steady on the left) Ayo, calm nigga (Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down (Steady on the left) Fuck em, out nigga
There's a light to this tirade It just might make you So irate with my brain is just like a fucking fried egg Is my mind scrambled? (Cause I'm lit) Narrow But go such a wide range of this emotion That my rage has gotta through it sideways I pulled up in Clive Davis' driveway With his personal memoir he's bi Waving a nine, a picket sign, yanking his ride, making him cry "rape" then naked And drive straight through the gay parade Yippee-Ki-Yay here I- wait, did the world just pee on my leg? And should I take it as a sign? Maybe I'll take em in the times (Shady) out like a sore thumb, so I gave em the finger To take the attention away from my stinking face it was Changed the whole complexion of the game, but in case you was thinking An inkling of replacing the kingpin, crazy, you're wasting your ink then So if this is any indication of what you may be You better make a distinction cause you fake Are leaving a bad taste, fuck a bad impression That's the worst impersonation ever seen and Who nasally, eyes hazily, rhymes crazily But sounds like he may need FLO, nasally speaking? What of stupid question is that? Hey Mrs. Abraham Other than husband's fucking brains that were leaking, how'd you think that play was this weekend? You ain't the real Slim Shady, sit ass down faggot See me on a I'm running for class clown Rich democrat, bitch, so I'm a candidate To come fuck up the whole party, me and Flipmode starting a To have campus on a fucking rampage Act my age? I am eight, so let's get smashed And wake up the next day with the room trashed, in Band-Aids ashtray smashed, champagne splashed on the lampshades But this up for debate, this is undebatable Shady for president, ho, don't me go take it back to the days of old Where Sway and Tech when I was taking so much NoDoz and LSD I almost fell asleep on the wake up Fuck you telling me, fools? I was shock Raising hell up in shoes when Penelope was still developing boobs Me and Bus put it down a sick pet You're fucking with dawg, fucking internet bloggers "I sit in front of my computer all day and on Everything, I'm an expert on everything, sucks, play the next song" Guess if I hopped out your freaking laptop, you idiot With and kicked the living shit out of you, I'd be dead wrong Son of God I'm not soft like a wet log, force never clogged I'm so full of self-esteem that I fog Yes, yes y'all, steady on the left, Step off of it or you get stepped on Bout as commercial as my leo jet Jealously'll get you as green as a Pet I can see you're visibly upset, dawg Alert, alert, girl, Once you went into the of pain hearing a world of hurt so around, jump, jump, get that ass shaking Jump around, jump, jump, came to hit you with a fan But if you too fly for coach better get them get them arms and hands flailing Jump Van Halen, and pray for a damn tailwind More afraid of success than I am of So what does tell ya? That on a grand scale I don't give a about nothing Stan mailing his last piece of fan mail Before he ran straight the damn railing
Chill, man,