Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife out of town 'bout a year or so back
And me at home by myself to batch
And after straight nights of TV I was ready to scream
So I up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I havin' a real good time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the rasslin'
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the Spider parts unknown
his trusty partner, the Blue Cyclone
They was takin' on a team that never had beat
Now I'd never seen the before
And the crowd was backed up plumb out the
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got ringside
Well then they rang the and all Hell broke loose
My was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd never seen like this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane
he body slammed him and he did it again
I swear, I didn't see how that old boy could much more
It was right about then in the thick of
My buddy Bill a chair in the ring
And that's I knew we'd better be headin' for the door
I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his and he started to cuss
And I knew if he caught us break Bill's neck for sure
Well, we parked wasn't too far
And Bill ran so fast he me to the car
Locked the doors and about to let anybody in
And I around and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I that this was the end
he body slammed me two or three times
And he put his around me from behind
he pile drived me right there in the hard concrete
Broke both my and three of my ribs
It's the closest, ever come to being killed
And that's the last thing, I 'fore he put me to sleep
Blue
Blue
Well, I woke up in a hospital bed just
I believe I took him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the next time we meet, I won't be on no
'Cause I hadn't been the since we had that fight
And I see that Cyclone in my at night
And never be satisfied 'til I get revenge
So I called up Bill and him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the darn thing if it'd been me
It all happened so quick when car door slammed
It a broke somethin', 'cause the door locks jammed
You was down, he's gone time I got free"
Bill said, "Since thinkin' 'bout takin' him again
I know two ol' that weigh 210
They'd take on a grizzly a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we it over, they said they's willin'
They'd at nothing, short of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, we'll back you as as you wanna fight"
So we all went to the Hammerlock Bar
The hangout of all the rasslin'
And waited for the Blue to hit the door
Well, after a while, he finally
And sat down at the bar and ordered a
And he barely a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big dudes there?"
The Cyclone and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the looked at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, here we go
Seems to me some guys never learn"
And then he through them tables and chairs
Put a full-nelson on me and my hair
And when he threw me to the floor, I was to get concerned
The next thing I remember, was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how you think it'll be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you don't the Cyclone alone
One of days, you ain't goin' home!
You'll the undertaker's services, not mine"
Blue
He's the wrestler the ring has ever known
He'll make you groan, he'll you moan
lay you prone and break your bones
Blue
The Cyclone