Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the went out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at by myself to batch
And after five straight nights of TV I was to scream
So I called up beer drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I havin' a real good time"
He said, "Why we go to the rasslin' matches
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the Spider from unknown
With his trusty partner, the Cyclone
was takin' on a team that never had been beat
Now I'd never seen the matches
And the was backed up plumb out the door
But me an' ol' Bill out and got ringside seats
Well then they rang the bell and all broke loose
My legs was shakin' like a goose
I'd never seen anything this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an spin
Then he body him and he did it again
I swear, I didn't see how that old boy could take much
It was right about then in the thick of
My buddy Bill a chair in the ring
And that's when I knew we'd be headin' for the door
'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his and he started to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for
Well, we parked wasn't too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car
Locked the doors and about to let anybody in
And I turned around and the was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew this was the end
Then he slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms around me from
Then he drived me right there in the hard concrete
both my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest, I've ever to being killed
And that's the last thing, I 'fore he put me to sleep
Blue
Blue
Well, I woke up in a hospital bed thinkin'
I believe I took him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the next we meet, I won't be on no binge
'Cause I hadn't been the same we had that fight
And I see that Cyclone in my at night
And never be satisfied 'til I get revenge
So I called up and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the darn thing if it'd been me
It all happened so when that car door slammed
It a broke somethin', 'cause the door locks jammed
You was already down, gone time I got free"
said, "Since you're thinkin' 'bout takin' him again
I know two ol' that weigh 210
They'd take on a grizzly with a in the woods at night"
Well, we it over, they said they's willin'
They'd at nothing, short of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, back you as long as you wanna fight"
So we all down to the Hammerlock Bar
The hangout of all the stars
And waited for the Blue to hit the door
Well, after a while, he appeared
And sat at the bar and ordered a beer
And he took a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big dudes there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I around, I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!
Well, the looked at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, we go again
Seems to me that some never learn"
And then he waded through them tables and
Put a full-nelson on me and my hair
And when he me to the floor, I was startin' to get concerned
The thing I remember, they was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you think it'll be time?"
He said, "Boy, if you don't leave the Cyclone
One of days, you ain't goin' home!
You'll need the services, not mine"
Cyclone
He's the meanest wrestler the ring has known
make you groan, he'll make you moan
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Cyclone
The Blue