Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another Bert and Singalong
thanks to Charles ([email protected])
[The arrowed lines are memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
enough . . .]
> [E. walks in pot and plops it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Bert, try this on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you Get that pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I and broke the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but it gotta do
with that pot there,
E: you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... I'll you, Bert.
B: [looks at I don't understand.
E: [brings in sugar bowl with cookies] See, I the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? [takes a of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the bowl,
then ya put the sugar?
E: Well, I'll you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
bowl and looks at camera]
B: Ya show me. [does the famous head
E: Ok, well you see, I put the in the flower pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. Well you put the
flower was growing there, huh?
E: Oh I'll you, Bert! [takes away the pot]
B: Ya show me again... I don't get this.
E: [brings in bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to plant this flower here
into this milk bottle, see... planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. looks into camera all proud, shaking
his about his nose] ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
E: [Calmly]
B: now WHERE is the milk?!
E: Oh, I'll you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya gonna show me where the is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. with a root beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk into the, uh, bottle
B: [Gets close to E. in voice gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but __where__ is the
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll show you... [calmly as usual, Bert
more stunned and gives out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the soda-filled fishbowl] It wasn't easy, but I put the in
the mmm fishbowl
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, is CRAZY!! Now where are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll show you, Bert. [even calmer than
B: into camera as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing now? [Mouth wider than ever in
E: Oh, I carry it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks into hat as fish squirts water in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands there with firmly closed very angry]
E: [points calmly at fish in Take it easy there, fella.
B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie, that is MY hat...
E: Yeah, so? calmly]
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I do when I wanna play

E: Oh, umm, well [reaches for pot and it on B.'s head] Ride em cowboy,
Bert! [pats Bert on [E.'s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee
[End music begins with standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
There was one neat trick done in it, at the end Ernie put the pot
on Bert's head (probably at the beginning.. which I see). You
how Ernie's hands are real and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, are always below the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to make a .. nicely-done move
behind Bert and up with the pot.. with Elbow Bert so Ernie's
hand is up in the air with showing.