Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another Bert and Ernie
to Charles Evans ([email protected])
[The lines are from memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
enough . . .]
> [E. walks in pot and plops it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Here Bert, try on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you doing? Get pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I dropped and the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but what's it do
that pot there, huh?
E: Well you see, I had to put the somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... a second. I... I... I'll show you, Bert.
B: at camera] I don't understand.
E: [brings in bowl with cookies] See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? a taste of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the bowl,
then ya put the sugar?
E: Well, I'll you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
bowl and Bert looks at
B: Ya show me. the famous head tilt]
E: Ok, you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. _where'd_ you put the
flower that was there, huh?
E: Oh I'll show you, Bert! away the pot]
B: Ya gonna show me again... I get this.
E: [brings in bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to plant this flower here
this milk bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. looks straight into camera all proud,
his head about his nose] ERNIE!!!! [Shaking
E: [Calmly]
B: now WHERE is the milk?!
E: Oh, show you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya gonna show me the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. returning a root beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the into the, uh, soda bottle
B: [Gets to E. in quiet voice gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but __where__ is the
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll you... [calmly as usual, Bert getting
more stunned and irritated out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: in the soda-filled fishbowl] It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in
the mmm fishbowl
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, is CRAZY!! Now where are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll show you, Bert. [even than before]
B: [stares into as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing now? wider than ever in shock]
E: Oh, I gotta it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks into hat as fish squirts water in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands there with mouth closed very angry]
E: [points at fish in hat] Take it easy there, fella.
B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie, that is MY hat...
E: Yeah, so? [VERY
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now am I gonna do when I wanna play

E: Oh, umm, well [reaches for pot and it on B.'s head] Ride em cowboy,
Bert! [pats on back] [E.'s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee
[End begins with Bert standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
There was one neat done in it, at the end when Ernie put the pot
on Bert's (probably at the beginning.. which I didn't see). You
know how Ernie's are real and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, which are below the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the person, had to make a quick .. nicely-done move
behind Bert and up with the pot.. with Elbow behind Bert so
hand is up in the air with showing.