Well, I was in a town called Audubon Southwest Iowa, right it oughta been houses, fourteen saloons, And a mill in nineteen-thirty. Had a neon sign, "Squealer Feeds" And the bus through when they felt the need And they stopped at a place there in called The Old Home Cafe
Now my was a music lovin' man He stood six-foot-seven, had big ol' He'd two fingers in a chainsaw but he could still play the violin And Mom played piana, the keys in the middle And Dad played a on his three-fingered fiddle 'Cause that's all there was to do back there folks, except ta go downtown and watch
So I was raised on Bowl tunes, you see Had a radio an' no TV It was so dog-goned hot I had to wet the bed in the just to keep cool. Yeah, many's a I'd lay awake for a distant station break Just and a-wettin' an' a-lettin' that radio fry.
Well, I listened to Nashville and Tulsa and And Oklahoma City gave my ear a And I'll never forget them at three A.M. They'd come on an' say "Friends, there's many a who needs us "So send them letters an' cards ta "That's friends, in care a' Del Rio, Texas."
But the place I remember, on the edge a' Was the place where you really got the hard-core Yeah, a place where the truckers used ta stop on their way to Dees There was signs all over windowsills Like "If the Devil don't get ya, then will" And "The bank don't no beer, and we don't cash no checks."
Now them truckers never about nothin' but haulin' And the four-letter words was appallin' They thought them gals was nothin' but toys for their amusement. Rode and Macks and big ol' stacks They's always 'bout their livers an' backs But they was fast-livin', strung-out, son of a guns
Now the gal waitin' tables was really Had a motor on a fairly new chassis And she knew how to handle them truckers; name was Mavis Yeah, she'd 'em a coffee, then she'd bat her eyes Then she'd listen to 'em tell 'er big fat lies she'd ask 'em how the wife and kids was, back there in Joplin?
Now had all of her ducks in a row Weighed ninety-eight pounds; put on a show ya of a couple a' Cub Scouts tryin' ta set up a Sears, Roebuck pup tent There's no that she couldn't handle ta her, nothin' could hold a candle Not a hell of a lot upstairs, but from on down, Disneyland!
Now the truckers, on the hand, was really crass They remind ya of fingernails a-scratchin' on on in, leavin' tracks all over the Montgomery Ward linoleum Yeah, they'd pound them counters and kick stools They's always fights with the local fools But one look at Mavis, and they'd turn into a a' tomcats
Well, I'll forget them days gone by I's just a kid, 'bout foot high But I forgot that lesson an' pickin' and singin', the country way Yeah, them walkin', talkin' stop blues back ta life in seventy-two As "The Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Cafe"
Oh, the Old Home Filler-up An' Keep On Oh, the Old Home Filler-up An' Keep On Oh, the Old Filler-up An' Keep On A-Truckin' Cafe Oh, the Old Home Filler-up An' Keep On Oh, the Old Home Filler-up An' Keep On Oh, the Old Home Filler-up An' Keep On A-Truckin'