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Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your Came in the place blowed, and sprayed with Mase I laced the weed with insect repellent, better check the Eminem starts with E, better check the spelling with a
grab me a Snapple I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my apple (Hurry up) Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was That my mother did it, but the bitch won't it was her
I slit her stomach open a scalpel when she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you feelin' kicks cunt?" The world ain't for me yet, I can tell I'll probably have a next to the furnace in hell
I'm sicker than sperm cells with germs And I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your And vomit so much blood that your stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the head a brick til' you plummet If y'all don't me, you can suck my dick til' you numb it And all that gibberish you was spittin', you need to it 'Cause style is like dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it
'Cause any man who would jump in of a minivan For twenty and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, do you me? Is crazy
I'm ice grillin' you, starin' you down with a grin I'm Eminem, a fag in a women's gym I'm Slim, the is really a fake alias To save me with in case I get by space aliens
A brainiac, with a packed, full of more uranium a maniac, Saudi Arabian A highly combustible head, Strapped to a Kraftmatic bed
Laid up in the hospital in critical I flat lined, up and ran from the mortician High speed, IV of Thai weed Lookin' Chinese, with my knees stuck together like
Twins, joined at the groin lesbians Uh, pins and needles, needles and pins I God forgives me for my sins, it probably all depends On if I keep on killin' my
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is fuckin' crazy,
any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Is crazy
Last night I O.D.'d on rush, and dust And got rushed to the hospital to get my system (Shucks) I'm an alcoholic and all I can say I call in to work, 'cause all I do is frolic and
I swallow grenades, and take about a a day Of Tylenol 3, and talk about how I'll be me eleven Excederin my head'll spin Medicine'll get me like a 747 jet engine
Scratched my balls I shredded skin "Doctor, check this rash, how red it's been" "It's probably AIDS", forget it I a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
That don't even make sense, like dykes dildos So in your billfolds, for ten ducats And pick up Slim Shady shit that's on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My scribbled over that rhyme I couldn't it, damn