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Original Bad Boy on the case, your face Came in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy Mase I laced the weed with insect repellent, better check the Eminem starts with E, better the spelling with a capital
Somebody grab me a I got an aspirin trapped in my adam's apple (Hurry up) dropped me on my head, and I was sure That my mother did it, but the won't admit it was her
I slit her open with a scalpel when she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you feelin' these cunt?" The world ready for me yet, I can tell I'll probably have a cell to the furnace in hell
I'm than sperm cells with syphilis germs And I'm hotter than my dick is, I piss and it burns I kick you in the until you sick to your stomach And vomit so much that your clothes stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the head with a til' you plummet If y'all don't like me, you can suck my til' you numb it And all gibberish you was spittin', you need to kill it 'Cause style is like dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
'Cause any man who would in front of a minivan For twenty and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, do you hear me? Is fuckin'
I'm ice grillin' you, starin' you with a gremlin grin I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a gym I'm Slim, the Shady is really a alias To save me with in case I get chased by aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of uranium Than a maniac, Saudi A highly head, spazmatic to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the in critical condition I flat lined, jumped up and ran the mortician speed, IV full of Thai weed Lookin' Chinese, my knees stuck together like Siamese
Twins, joined at the like lesbians Uh, pins and needles, needles and pins I hope God forgives me for my sins, it all depends On if I on killin' my girlfriends
'Cause any man who would in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is fuckin' crazy,
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Is fuckin'
night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust And got rushed to the hospital to get my flushed (Shucks) I'm an and that's all I can say I call in to work, all I do is frolic and play
I swallow grenades, and take a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and about how violent I'll be Give me eleven Excederin my spin Medicine'll get me like a 747 jet engine
Scratched my balls I shredded skin "Doctor, this rash, look how red it's been" "It's AIDS", forget it then I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill
That don't even sense, like dykes usin' dildos So in your billfolds, for ten ducats And pick up this Slim Shady shit on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My daughter scribbled over rhyme I read it, damn