Yeah, last a lot of motherfuckers asked me Why I do no old sex nasty shit But this year I went down to and got my nigga from 2 Live Brother in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga) Yeah, we answer the question about girl problems All niggas is havin girl problem, Marq (Huh, tell them man, tell how it is) Lemme tell you what is it
I got a ho from the East, got a ho the West Got a ho likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho from the North, a ho the South A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her I got a bitch with hair, a bitch none A bitch with a knife, a bitch a gun A with a ass big as a TV set And there's a over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get But yo but maybe not, she might not like me No sweat to a I'll slam her sister, though Ice in the whole damn I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat link Who likes to me with her ass up on the kitchen sink Got a bitch with tits, a with ass A bitch with none, but hey I give her a And I love 'em all, I 'em crazily And they love me - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I bad for you son Got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit it.. Nah a bitch one
I got a bitch that's old, a bitch new A bitch who love in the colors blue I got a bitch who's fat, a who's built A bitch who all her titties give out milk I got a bitch funny, a bitch who ain't A bitch who can sing, a bitch who A bitch who fuckin on a airplane.. I even got a bitch off Soul I got a bitch who rolls a Benz ends I got a bitch who's as a bum But the most fun I got a bitch who play piano, a bitch who A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who A who's short, a bitch who's tall A bitch who my pager with priority calls And I love 'em all, I love 'em And they me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I bad for you son Got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you Miami man why don't you show These motherfuckers all the the world; the 2 Live style Of how the bitches a motherfuckin fly nigga like you
I got 99 problems and a ain't one of them I don't trip on hoes, cause I don't need of them Pussy's the temptation, dick's the All hoes suck nigga how you play 'em? That's why I sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em Stick dick in they take it out and I skeet on 'em The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch I only my hoes when I'm goin up inside her Problem one is gettin money I'd taste the green than sip the honey So don't expect cause I ain't offerin I go hard on my bitches, I'm never never softenin Puttin the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and on 'em The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" is ran on 'em So how you feel, you fuckin cheap thrill I hope you the pill cause I won't pay the bill Gettin pussy's just expense If pussy pays the bills dick pays the rent I need a ho for one thing and that's to cum I've got 99 problems and a ain't one!
Ha! Yo Marquis my you got problems man? (A ain't one) Aww shit! Now let me tell you how to do this
I got a bitch loves to G She'll fuck you after she fucks me I got a bitch who loves I got a bitch who handcuffs and ropes I got a bitch fast, a bitch that's slow A bitch that's a virgin and a bitch a ho A that lies A bitch that's A bitch who's a man THEY'RE "Bitches 2" I got a bitch cool A bitch hot A bitch who rap, a bitch who loves rock A bitch who's and one who knows where it's at She gets up me and purrs like a cat I got a bitch that runs, I got a that walks I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who I got a that's dirty, got a bitch that's neat I got a super fine bitch that I in the swap meet
And I love 'em all, I love 'em And they love me back - that's why they with me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit me No a bitch one (Huh, you know a bitch one!)
I got problems with my motherfuckin rent Marquis But a ain't one
Man you got nothin man Fuck them raggedy stank-ass hoes
A bitch one I got a problems out here on these streets With the police trying to take a out, y'know? But a ain't one Got problems with motherfuckers.. buyin my But a bitch one
Fuck 'em all, nigga them motherfuckers
Youknahmsayin? A bitch one Got man
All them motherfuckers can kiss my ass f'real
Really, niggas worryin about They better, better find somethin else to worry about