Heard that said that it's rainin' men But the offer that I make, it won't be again You have to write, you don't have to call It's a one-time for nothing at all
And there's no red tape, I make it hard You don't need cash money or a card I got easy terms, and a But I a quick decision, and I need it today
And if you find that you don't like my Well, you can send me back in 30
Now have you ever seen a man with a Well you're lookin' at him now, the man is me And if you don't believe all the I say I'm certified by the USDA
Now the that I use is DJ Run And I'm a slow-walkin' number one And if you don't believe all the I say Then you're a natural born fool who's got to be way
I got a 50 rating and a 50 Every minute, every hour I'm on the air And when I to town, I'm on a big marquee It DJ Run and me, D.M.C
And if you find that you don't my ways Well, you can send me back in 30
A good job and lots of money might not be And to satisfy your needs it may be But I take some care and you nice And if it ain't sufficient once, I work it out twice
And if you find that you don't my ways Well, you can send me back in 30
I'm gonna give you everything you ever need If you need a pint of blood, then I'll even If you're lookin' for a car, I buy you two And if you're lookin' for a pet, buy a kangaroo
If you a vacation, we can fly the world And you'll know I'll never at another girl I'm a man, and my mind is set the lady of the '80s that I'm gonna get
And if you find you like my ways Well, you can send me in 30 days